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Thomas Stearns Eliot

Between the idea & the reality falls the shadow.

Amen; L
  • luigi
  • 18 June 2014 - 09:53 AM

RAM8

I'm an active member of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals).
  • Paul
  • 01 January 2013 - 02:36 PM

Mark W. Lund

My accountant found me so many tax deductions that I had money left over for bail!
  • Paul
  • 25 November 2012 - 07:10 AM

Ronald Reagan

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
  • Kenny
  • 11 May 2012 - 06:09 AM

George Orwell

We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun.
  • Kenny
  • 11 May 2012 - 06:08 AM

Calvin Trillin

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.
The original meal has never been found.
  • Kenny
  • 11 May 2012 - 06:08 AM

Bryan Miller

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill.
  • Kenny
  • 11 May 2012 - 06:07 AM

Ronald Reagan

It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available.
  • Kenny
  • 11 May 2012 - 06:07 AM

W. Somerset Maugham

If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.
  • Kenny
  • 11 May 2012 - 06:07 AM

Andy Rooney

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking.
If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
  • Kenny
  • 11 May 2012 - 06:06 AM

Erma Bombeck

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
  • Kenny
  • 11 May 2012 - 06:06 AM

Robert Redford

Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.
  • Kenny
  • 11 May 2012 - 06:05 AM

Jonathan Swift

He was a bold man that first eat an oyster.
  • Kenny
  • 11 May 2012 - 06:05 AM

Mitch Hedberg

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
  • Kenny
  • 11 May 2012 - 06:05 AM

Dave Barry

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
  • Kenny
  • 11 May 2012 - 06:04 AM

Ted Nelson

The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do.
The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.
  • Kenny
  • 07 May 2012 - 07:59 AM

Danielle Berry

No one ever said on their deathbed, 'Gee, I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer'.
  • Kenny
  • 07 May 2012 - 07:59 AM

Steve Wozniak

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
  • Kenny
  • 07 May 2012 - 07:59 AM

Andy Rooney

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
  • Kenny
  • 07 May 2012 - 07:58 AM

Emo Philips

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
  • Kenny
  • 07 May 2012 - 07:58 AM

Bill Gates

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG.
  • Kenny
  • 07 May 2012 - 07:57 AM

George Best

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars.
The rest I just squandered.
  • Kenny
  • 07 May 2012 - 07:57 AM

Steven Wright

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
  • Kenny
  • 07 May 2012 - 07:57 AM

Erma Bombeck

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
  • Kenny
  • 07 May 2012 - 07:56 AM

John Perry Barlow

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds.
  • Kenny
  • 07 May 2012 - 07:56 AM

Unknown.

You know you're spending too much time at the PC when you start double clicking lift buttons.
  • Kenny
  • 07 May 2012 - 07:56 AM

Mitchell Kapor

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
  • Kenny
  • 07 May 2012 - 07:55 AM

Al Boliska

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
  • Kenny
  • 07 May 2012 - 07:55 AM

Dave Barry

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why?
The answer is one word: versions.
  • Kenny
  • 07 May 2012 - 07:54 AM

Arthur C. Clarke

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
  • Kenny
  • 07 May 2012 - 07:54 AM

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