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90th Birthday

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mollydooker

A 90 year old man with a cane goes into a brothel and says, it's my 90th birthday today and i want to have sex with a girl.

The lady at the desk says ok and he pays her and she says there is a girl waiting for you in room 9.

He goes in room 9 and the girl is waiting for him already in bed, so the girl looks at him and says are you sure you can do this?

He again tells her also, today is my 90th birthday and i want to have sex, so she says ok.

So he puts his cane down and he takes ear plugs and nose plugs out of his pocket and puts them on the night stand then gets undressed.

He then puts on the rubber.

Then he puts in one nose plug and then the other, then the left earplug, and just before he puts in the right ear plug the girl says wait a minute i don't go in for any kinky stuff.

The old guy looks at her and says again, today is my 90th birthday and there are still 2 things i can't stand, 1 is the sound and the other is the smell of burning rubber.

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