A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor calls him into his office and says "I have some bad news. You have HAGS. " "What is HAGS " the man asks. "It's herpes, AIDS,gonorrhea, and syphilis " says the doctor. "Oh my God " says the man. "What are you going to do? "We are going to put you in an isolated room and feed you pancakes and pizza. " "Is that going to help me " says the man. "No " says the doctor. "But it's the only food we can think of that we can slide under the door"