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mollydooker

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>>         To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't but are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand,
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>>             Ben Franklin said:
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>>             "In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom,
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>>             In water there is bacteria."
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>>             In a number of carefully controlled trials,
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>>             scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
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>>             1 litre of water each day,
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>>             at the end of the year we would have absorbed
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>>             more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) - bacteria
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>>             found in feces.
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>>             In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.
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>>             However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer
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>>             (or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
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>>             because alcohol has to go through a purification process
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>>             of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
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>>             Remember:
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>>             Water = Poop,
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>>             Wine = Health
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>>             Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
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>>             than to drink water and be full of shit.
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>>             VERIFICATION:  BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK
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>>             A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION.
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>>             THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN  . . .
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>>             There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
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>>             I'm doing it as a public service.

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