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What am I? I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole in the other.

For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in and out of a warm, moist hole.

When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I return to my original position. Cleaning is usually done after I have finished. What am I?


Why, I am your very own—toothbrush! What were you thinking, you pervert?



An officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.

With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, into the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dived back to safety.

“Private,†the officer said, “I’m recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses.â€

“Warehouses!?†the private shouted. “I thought you said whorehouses!â€

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