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Blind cowboy & blonde girls

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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He
        finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

 

        After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender:

 

        “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?â€

 

        The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

 

        In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says:

 

        “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given
        that you are blind, that you should know five things…

 

        1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

 

        2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

 

        3. I'm a six-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

 

        4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

 

        5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

 

        Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that
        blonde joke?â€

 

        The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters:

 

        “Well, no! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"

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