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mollydooker

My dad used to work construction on the highways but got fired for stealing. I didn't want to believe it but when I got home all the sign's were there.

 

 

I just bought a universal remote control - now this changes everything.

 

 

My girlfriend left me because I kept pretending to be a Transformer. I told her to wait, I can change!

 

 

I went on a new diet where I drink alcohol all day and night. I think it's working because I've lost 3 days.

 

 

At the park I stood there wondering why the ball was getting bigger and bigger and then it hit me.

 

 

She stood there at her place of employment looking up at the glass ceiling... all she could see were dick's.

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