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                               SENIORS PARACHUTE CLUB

 

 

Yesterday my daughter emailed me asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.
"Like sitting around the computer and drinking wine is not a good thing?" I asked. 

Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favourite topic of conversation. 

She was "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested that I go down to a club to hang out with the fellows.

So I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her. I emailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.

She replied, "Are you nuts? You are over 80 and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even got a Membership Card and emailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?
This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"Oh my, I'm in trouble again," I said, adding, "I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!"

The line went dead.

Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.

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