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    • mollydooker
      TOM was about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee"...
      Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge"...
      She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg...
      He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs...
      He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your sex"...?
      "No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm taking a shit instead"...
    • angbumabasa
      I lived just outside New Orleans on the Mississippi Gulf Coast for fifty years. Left there for good in 2011. The procedure described above is a very successful very long tradition very well known there. I've used it myself many times.     
    • mollydooker
      Funny way to blow up a balloon ??
    • mollydooker
      For those of us that understand "RednecK"   THE HILLBILLY  VASECTOMY

        After  their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.   So the  husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't  want to have anymore children.   The  doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.   "A less  costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold  the can up to your ear and count to 10."   The  Alabama man said to  the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help  me."   "Trust  me," said the doctor.  So the man  went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up  to his ear and began to count...

        "1"

        "2"

        "3"

        "4"

        "5"

        At  which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

        This  procedure also works in Tennessee,  Kentucky,  Arkansas, Mississippi, West Virginia, and Washington  D.C.
    • mollydooker
      A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place
      looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners!
      Come in. Come into my humble shop..' So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in.
      Dey makes you wild at sex..'
      Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed,
      but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was.
      The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?'
      The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'
      Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.
      As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes,
      something his wife hadn't seen before!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table,
      yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants,
      and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs. The Jamaican began screaming in panic: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!'
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