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ON TURNING 70 -

"I still chase women, but only downhill."

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ON TURNING 80 - "That's the time of your life when

even your birthday suit needs pressing."

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ON TURNING 90 - "You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."

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ON TURNING 100 - " I don't feel old. In fact, I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap."


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ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER (BOXING) - "I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them."

 

ON GOLF - "Golf is my profession. Show

business is just to pay the green fees."

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ON PRESIDENTS - "I have performed for

12 presidents but entertained only six."

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ON WHY HE CHOOSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS CAREER -

"When I was born, the doctor said to my mother,

congratulations, you have an eight pound ham."

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ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL -

"I feel very humble, but I think I have the

strength of character to fight it."


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ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY - "Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother."

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ON HIS SIX BROTHERS - "That's how I learned to

dance. Waiting for the bathroom."

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ON HIS EARLY FAILURES - "I would not have had anything

to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me."


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ON GOING TO HEAVEN.

"I have done benefits for ALL religions. I would

hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality."

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dicey eye

I enjoy his self deprecating, wry sense of humor.

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