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Welfare Check! A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed , said, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker said, "Yes, but . . . . you started it.

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It's nice to read a joke and have a little chuckle, it tends to make the world a better place. I have been away for a while. AWOL. But seriously having major computer problems once again. This time my Surface would not connect to the WiFi beacase it could not find the proxy server, also with the diagnostics it showed also driver problems. I decided to take it off my Microsoft. So the Microsoft Surface is redundent and not part if my management now. So  with it away and isolated after my last time problems. By God this time Microsoft kept updating and changing my Windows 10. 4th one and it's stable once more, that is apart from One Dive the super cloud in the sky that now held me to ransom for payment since it accumulated four times the amount of photos and so on, due to Windows change. So the Surface 2 laptops and two Windows phone's  linked all went the same way. Now all stable again. I think it won't be the end of my problematic time. 

SE Asia boasts to be better then the west, soon with 5g. All good if they had stability on 3 and 4g being here is the exception.

But once again the jokes on me.

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